I was on a floating couch
with some friends after having escaped campus. Earlier, we had performed an improv sketch in front of the dean during which my pants ended up on the floor and a mouth ended up on my nutsack. But this wasn’t a sex dream.
On the couch, we floated out to sea, further and further away from the gloomy campus. The water was calm, the sky was blue, and the air was hot. As we sailed further from shore, I started to see swimming about tiny bluegreen creatures that looked like avocados. I reached down from the couch to pick one out of the water and slowly put it to my mouth. At first it was delicious, but soon my tongue began to swell up and my mouth began to taste of slimy mushrooms. The hand I had used to handle the creature began to swell as well, but only to a reasonable and curable size. I threw the avocado-type back to the sea and it hit one of its kin, and the target that had been hit grew in size - an interesting reaction. The couch, whose stuffing was exposed through a hole in a cushion, provided more material to throw at the growing creature. The more stuffing my friends and I threw at it, the larger it got. We soon were drawn into a trance from making the creature grow, and before we realized how large it had gotten, it grew a mouth, large vicious eyes, and arms with sharp clams at their ends. A fast-moving overhead cloud turned the calm waters into treacherous seas, and, fucked, we frantically began paddling back to school.
But it was too late. The creature we had created flipped the couch. We were thrown into the darkening water and fell victim to its powerful jaws.
