Mar
3
The maid I hired to clean my apartment
began to show interest in me as more than just a client. Every week after she cleaned we would retire to my bedroom. Then, as she was leaving, she would take the usual $50 I had left on the counter for her cleaning services. Weeks went by, and eventually we began screwing constantly. She’d leave without cleaning, but would still take her money as if she had. Effectively, I was paying her for sex and sex alone. So I fired her.
I need to stop watching ‘Seinfeld’.
