Mar
2
I had a rare disease
that caused bright blue pustules to cover my hands, feet, and ears. The pimple-like growths could easily be popped, but the resulting puss would instantaneously form many new pustules. The doctor called it “Kobe Bryant Disease.” All past instances, though rare, fell out of control and resulted in the entire body blowing up into one large blue pimple and exploding. The only remedy was to amputate my hands, feet, and ears. I was more concerned with losing my hearing than losing my appendages.
