April 2009
3 posts
Dinosaurs still lived behind the Basketball Hall...
I was on a floating couch
with some friends after having escaped campus. Earlier, we had performed an improv sketch in front of the dean during which my pants ended up on the floor and a mouth ended up on my nutsack. But this wasn’t a sex dream.
On the couch, we floated out to sea, further and further away from the gloomy campus. The water was calm, the sky was blue, and the air was hot. As we sailed further from...
“My bosses fired me because I swore too much.”